Middy vs an Ikea forniture. Round one, fight!
Claire is made of brawn, sleepy, and fury. With a dash of new school.
Karin is made of Classical, New Age, and lies. With a dash of Bear Grylls.
Mila is made of Emo, wine, and shotguns. With a dash of the 50s.
well, fuck :/
Sephielya is made of love, flowers, and sunlight. With a dash of Chemical X. omg
Middy is made of tree bark, spice, and genius. With a dash of Keanu Reeves.
PERFECT.
my mother on loki
she: why does he want everyone to kneel
she: is he like, sexually unsatisfied
she: does he need a blowjob
she: is he gay
she: is that why they call it ass-gard
she: does he get it on with thor
Loki: Hey I just met you
Loki: And this is crazy
Loki: But I have a lot of daddy issues and I'm trying to take over the world
Loki: So kneel to me, maybe
People follow sharblocked because he/she is straightforward and has kung fu like Bruce Lee.
I has kung fu like Bruce Lee
People follow kapiji because he/she is scheming and has luscious lips.
I have them luscious lips guys!!!!! and I am so going to get the world to bow before my luscious lips due to my schemes.
People follow 867384 because he/she is beautiful and has sleek shiny hair. #why_follow
People follow pine because he/she is a mahou shoujo and likes stalking others.
accurate enough
People follow Yuan because he/she is successful and has a harem.
People follow Miri because he/she is a bishoujo and likes imaginary creatures.
People follow Lowah because he/she is a porn star and likes going to mixed baths.
People follow Ahleh because he/she is a pimp and eats too much.
People follow Sephielya because he/she is crude and has a dirty home.
lol what? Well I guess my home is kinda a mess right now… Don’t know about crude, but I’m definitely perverted.
People follow Middy because he/she is funny and has rainbow-colored hair.
Ahahah! Yeah, when I was young! :’D
